ME
I’ve been ignoring chain mail for years and I haven’t been killed even a single time. what a ripoff
what armour r u wearing
wait
- person: do you have a tumblr
- me: yes but tell me which of my traits led you to that conclusion so i can eliminate it
me: i hate violence
also me: *sees a trump supporter*


being a democrat is embarrassing lol
i’m a gemini you dumb bitch
because of all of your incessant tendencies to turn normal everyday things into so called “memes” i can no longer safely find out whether or not i can share my herbal remedy tea with my beloved pet. i hope you fuckers are happy





